The Easter Bunny’s Baby
April 12, 2006Bet you thought we forgot about the blog. Or we stopped being curious. Or we've had no adventures in the past couple of weeks. Well, you're wrong.
We have been busy with taxes, kindergarten registration, potty training and other things that have gotten in the way of posting. We have also been dealing with some weird and wild weather here in the Midwest. So, we haven't been back to the Funky Tree Man's house for Miss M's big interview either.
Actually, we were quite worried about Funky Tree Man after a bad storm had hit. Every time we saw another downed tree (and there were lots of them near us), Miss M would express concern about him. So, we were all very relieved when we saw him–still standing, and wearing all of his clothes–on our way to tutoring last week. There was never an opportunity to visit him, though, because it kept raining at the most inopportune times.
We've stayed pretty close to home for the past couple of weeks. But this has given Miss M and her tag-along sister, Miss E, more time for bunny watching.
For a few weeks now, there have been bunny sightings in our backyard. And last week, for the first time, also in the front yard. Miss M insists that this bunny–and we're pretty sure it is always the same bunny–is the Easter Bunny's baby.
You see, the Easter Bunny is very busy working the Mall circuit. So, the responsibility of hiding eggs in people's yards has now fallen to his son. Miss M is certain that every place the bunny hops in our yard, he leaves an egg. Now, I always thought he was dropping something else. But maybe that explains why the eggs he is supposedly leaving around our yard are not visible. Perhaps, by some kind of bunny magic, on Easter morning the tiny turds change into colorful, plastic eggs filled with candy (at least this is what he leaves at our house since Miss E is allergic to eggs of the hard-boiled variety).
At any rate, Miss M has been recording every place she has seen him hop on a hand-drawn map of our yard. Her plan, of course, is to find ALL of the eggs and eat ALL of the candy herself. Little does she know that Mom has Baby Bunny's ear and, together, we have devised a different plan–a plan for a fair and equitable Easter for all cousins and little sisters.
We'll let you know how that goes….
